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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:11

Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
No way
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?